I had to re-post this article because it created so many laughs! It's from the blog Baby's First Year.
7 Ways the Mom of a Baby is Like an Adult Film Star:
1. Indecent Exposure
2. Boobies!
3. Threesomes
4. Getting Screwed
5. The UPS Guys
6. Multiple Stage Names
7. Condoms
You have to the full article here to get a look at her descriptions, they are truly hilarious (although maybe only if you're a mom).
My favorite was #2: Boobies. Where she says: "My baby pants and squeals with delight as soon as my shirt starts coming off." Currently Miles is in a stage where he needs to constantly make an announcement about my "boobies."