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Yes, Motherhood IS SEXY: 7 Ways the Mom of a Baby is Like an Adult Film Star

I had to re-post this article because it created so many laughs! It's from the blog Baby's First Year.

7 Ways the Mom of a Baby is Like an Adult Film Star:

1. Indecent Exposure

2. Boobies!

3. Threesomes

4. Getting Screwed

5. The UPS Guys

6. Multiple Stage Names

7. Condoms

You have to the full article here to get a look at her descriptions, they are truly hilarious (although maybe only if you're a mom).

My favorite was #2: Boobies.  Where she says: "My baby pants and squeals with delight as soon as my shirt starts coming off."  Currently Miles is in a stage where he needs to constantly make an announcement about my "boobies."

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