I had to re-post this article because it created so many laughs! It's from the blog Baby's First Year.
1. Indecent Exposure
4. Getting Screwed
5. The UPS Guys
6. Multiple Stage Names
You have to the full article here to get a look at her descriptions, they are truly hilarious (although maybe only if you're a mom).
My favorite was #2: Boobies. Where she says: "My baby pants and squeals with delight as soon as my shirt starts coming off." Currently Miles is in a stage where he needs to constantly make an announcement about my "boobies."